I Went Limp On My First Shag In Thailand!

Here I was in Bangkok, Thailand… The land of milk and honey. My homeboy, Richie told me that hooking up with the women here is easier than any of the places we’ve been to.

He says that there was something about being a foreigner here and being able to speak good English, that gives us an edge over regular Thai guys.

But I wasn’t too sure about picking up women, since language would be a huge obstruction.

Most of the Thais here couldn’t speak English for nuts.

And as far as speaking the thai language goes… I could only count, which helps when I’m paying for stuff. But that’s just about it.

We arranged to meet one of his girlfriends, at her apartment. Richie said something about his girlfriend wanting to introduce me to her roommate, which was cool…

That means I don’t have to sweat struggling with asking names from girls, who prolly won’t understand me, and getting caught in an awkward moment.

We were planning to hit one of the most happening clubs in the central district called RCA.

Richie’s eyes were gleeming as he kept his eyes glued to the elevator as We waited for the girls. Surprisingly, he had never met his girlfriend’s roommate before.

The girls came down a while later… I recognized Richie’s gal. She’s small and petite, exactly just like what Richie had shown me before, in an issue of Thailand’s very own FHM magazine.

She introduced herself politely. her name was Aoi. And her friend was Amy.

Her friend Amy, was way hotter. If you seen her, you’d think that she is the exact carbon copy of Shannon Elizabeth. (One of the hot babes from American Pie.)

Except that she’s the asian version. She has good curves and a nice ass. she had on a figure hugging tank top and she wore a jumper over… If I was gonna put a label on her… It would be, “Smoking hot”!

I clasped my hand together in front of my face, and greeted her… “Sawadee kap”, which means good day, in thai… She smiled. And she surprised me, when she spoke in fluent English.. “You look really cute when you do that, that’s too formal”.

We hit it off right away.

When we entered the club, I couldn’t believe my eyes. Richie was right when he said that Bangkok was a land of milk and honey! He wasn’t kidding…

There were more girls than guys in the club… And more than half of these girls are reasonably attractive! It was totally unbelieveable.

Things went went unexpectedly well. Amy and I were already dirty-dancing with each other. Then, we kissed.

Then we continued taking a couple more vodka shots and more vodka.

Here’s the thing about Thais, never challenge them to a drinking. They’re freaking good drinkers.

Amy and Aoi already had down more than 10 shots and they’ve only beginning to flush a little in their cheeks.

I know that if I had too much, I wouldn’t be able to work my magic in the bedroom.

For the rest of the night, I pretended to pour vodka into my glass. And I mixed it up with another “100%” of soda.

The club played its last song at 2am. And Aoi suggested to hit another club.

We shared a cab. Aoi took the front seat and Richie, Amy and I, took the back…

During the journey, Amy and I were making out like crazy. We totally ignored Aoi’s and Richie’s presence. I only remembered hearing him laughing.

I slipped my hand into bra and started fondling her breasts… Damn, she has good sizeable breasts. And I couldn’t tell by looking from the outside.

Amy starting speaking to Aoi in Thai… Richie turned to me and said… They’re coming back to our place.

I was like… “Man, this is really easy”… This turned out  to be much better,  than what I expected… indeed!

At the hotel room, I turned the audio system and played the cd, provided by the hotel.

Aoi and ritchie was already making out on their bed and Amy and I were dancing to the ripped off version of “I’ll never break your heart” by the backstreet boys.

Coming to think of it, its pretty hilarious… But being in tipsy mode… we were oblivious to the cheap music.

We took the other bed, and we made out wildly like two wild lions. within seconds, our clothes were off on the floor…

I went down on her… But I was taken aback… She had really huge labias… It was like a pair of pouting lips. I had to separate them, to be able to get to her clit.

Then I moved up on top of her… and I gently slipped my member into her mouth... I couldn’t believe that Amy couldn’t do a blowjob for nuts, I was kinda’ disappointed and I was still limp inside her mouth…

Then we were disturbed by the next bed… Richie was already snoring… And Aoi was also sleeping… not soundly but loudly.. I joked about them being truly to made for each other.

I pulled the covers over me, and I held her breasts against my member… She had just enough for me to do a ti.t-f.ucK.

“Orrick, come in my mouth… I want you to come in my mouth”, she whispered.

“What, are u serious”? I asked, Even though Jen and I had been together for a few years now, she never asked me to release my load into her mouth. She only did it out of love and reciprocation.

But Amy was different. She admitted to having a fetish for guys ejaculating  on her face. (Well, I’m not really into messy sex, I figured when the time comes… I’ll just blow my load into her mouth)

I tried even harder… thrusting her breasts.

But still, I couldn’t get it up…. My mind raced… I found myself screaming in my mind… “C’mon, get up”!

Again, she tried doing the “blowjob” thing… But it was to no avail.. After a couple more tries… She let out a sigh… “You bastard, you’ve got a hangover”... Then she excused herself to the washroom.

Damn, this has to be one of the most embarrassing sexual moments ever. I actually went limp on my first shag in Thailand!

I felt a sudden guilt… I knew it wasn’t a hangover. In fact, I wasn’t half as tipsy as I normally would… It was Jen. I couldn’t stop thinking about her -

How would she have reacted if found out about this… And the night of Wendy’s birthday celebration.

But I didn’t want to disappoint Amy as well… especially at a time like this.

When Amy came back, she said she just wanted to cuddle and talk. I told her everything about Jen and she was acually quite happy that I told her. Then, she made her confession as well.

She went on about all the other guys that she’d f.uck before, She told me the difference between each one of their attributes. I actually thought it was quite funny…

Here I was, talking to this gal whom I was close to f.uck.ing and she’s telling me all these other blokes whom she’ve bedded with. I went on to one of my old “interviewing” habit…

I asked if she ever had a vaginal orgasm before.. And she said, she’d never had one before…

I wasn’t surprised…

Her labia was covering her clit, she wouldn’t feel a thing even if I was rubbing my pubic area against it, during intercourse.

So, I explained to her what the guy has to do, in order to help her achieved and orgasm… She was getting so turned on, that when I touch her vagina… She was already soaking wet.

So I inserted two of my fingers into her vagina... Damn, she was tight as hell… And guess what she did? She actually use her vaginal muscles to push my fingers out of her vagina!

Amy, started jerking me again… But this time, I tried to imagine myself making love to Jen… Then I decided to push my luck, “Let me come into your mouth”, I said.

She positioned myself onto my member, and within minutes… I blew my load into her mouth…

Amy snuggled up close to my chest… and for the rest of the night, we just cuddled until we fall asleep.

The next morning, we hadn’t spoken much to each other. I walked her to the hotel lobby and sent her off in a cab.

I knew this was gonna be the last I’ll be seeing of her…. That sucks.