The Secret Of Meeting Many Different Women At the Same Time

Just like many guys who still haven’t got a clue about women, I was once caught up in this stage called… “Making the first move”.

I was shy, especially towards attractive looking women. Every time a woman looked past my direction, I’ll just look away, avoiding her eyes.

Initiating a conversation with a woman was never part of my equation. I was too petrified of facing rejection in public.

I believe at some point in time you might have been in a similar situation as me, getting tongue tied when the opportunity to talk to that special someone arrives.

But I’ve found a great way to overcome my fear to speak to women overtime. Not only that, I can also speak to many attractive women at the same time, without having to face direct rejection from them.

You might have probably guess it. Its Online Dating! I have personally went out with 3 other women I met on a local Social Bookmarking website called “WholivesNearYou”.

It literally shows you the distance how far you live away from the person you are talking to! One of the girls I met actually turned out to be living in the same block as I am!

So, enough of the fluff talk. I’m sure by now, you are fully aware of the potential of social bookmarking websites.

So here’s a list of things you need to do, if you decided to chat up that hot babe you met on the internet.

1. Dun seek approval.

2. Dun kiss up to women.

3. Tease her… Make fun of her playfully.

4. Dun mention sex.

5. Pick up something in their profile about them.

6. Do not sell  yourself as a potential lover.

7. Talk to her as if  you are striking up a conversation with a good friend.

8. You need to have a reason why you’re sending her a message.

9. Dun show that you are interested in her too early.

10. Keeping it short and simple.

11. Ice Breaker not to pose as a threat ( Being funny)

12. Keeping it casual.

13. No pressure.

Below is an example of what I’d say to start a conversation.

“After a rigorously brief overview of your profile picture (since your profile is private).

I wanted to let you know that I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories…

You will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby,
Orrick

PS. I’m going to need half your money according to our prenup =)”

Here’s a little secret, if you’re really new at this. And you have a dysfuctional sense of humor that nobody can understand, all you need to do is rip off these conversation starters in forums where people exchanged ideas on how to meet women online.

It’s powerful stuff! Once you start getting the hang of it, you’ll be able to start coming up with things on your own.

Try tweaking your conversation starters according to these tips. I guarantee you’ll have  an increase in responses from women!

Cheers!.

The 10 Things That Women Tell Their Friends They Hate About You, In Bed

Have you ever heard what a conversation amongst women is like? Truth is, women do not only discussed topics such as the latest model of high-heels on sale or about their kids. Women do discuss about sex and it is apparently one of their favorite topics. Do not be surprise if they ever complain about your sexual performance to their friends.

So how do you prevent yourself from becoming the joke among your woman’s girlfriends? Simple, make sure you are damn good in bed.

Below are 10 common sex mistakes that many men commit when trying to get into a sex position.

Mistake 1: Pumping hard like a Jack Hammer.

The worst place any men can learn how to be good in bed is to learn from porn videos. Many of the sex techniques in these videos are designed only for visual stimuli. Pumping her hard and fast through out will only cause her to become sore more quickly.

Sex is not just a one sided affair. Instead of acting out a scene of a porn movie, pay more attention to her body language and watch out for things that she enjoys you to do.

Mistake 2: Staying in the same sex position throughout the session.

Think about it, do you enjoy it when your woman is only licking the tip of your penis for the next 10 minutes, without actually going down on you all the way? I’m sure it sucks big time.

It is also the same for women if you continue hump away in the same sex position for the next 20 minutes. Keeping your routine stagnant will eventually bore her and she may start to lose interest in sex, with you.

Instead, learn to transit from one sexual position to another without breaking the momentum.

Mistake 3: Attempting to be fanciful in bed.

Although it’s better to have variations in your sex techniques, do not over do it for the sake of impressing her.

Over complicating things can disrupt the atmosphere for good sex. Just stick to positions that she can get into easily and focus on stimulating her.

Mistake 4: “Dead Fish” position?

Don’t be mistaken, this is not a new sex position. In fact, this is a fairly common position where a woman gets on top of you.

The only difference, is that you are just lying there like a “dead fish” and not doing anything. Hence the name, “Dead Fish” position.

While you may be relieve that now it is your turn to lie on your back and rest, the deed is not yet over.

While you lie on your back, caress and fondle her bum as you suck on her nipples. This will further arouse her and it’s one of the proven methods that women get their orgasms from.

Mistake 5: Inferior Complexity in Bed.

It is okay to let her take control once in awhile to understand where she likes to be touch and stimulated.

Avoid asking her too much about how she feels in bed while you are at it, inside of her. This is a sure way turn her off as it shows the weakness of your uncertainty.

If you portray yourself as somebody who lacks confidence, she’ll pick up these signs and eventually she may even pass having sex with you. Women want a real man in bed not a weakling.

Mistake 6: Unkept Bush

Always have the habit of “mowing the lawn” before you engage oral sex with your partner. Most women actually prefer their men to trim their pubic area.

Having wisp of hair caught on her tongue would be a great way to say goodbye to your last oral sex you will ever get from her.

Mistake 7: Smelling like a dead squid

One of the biggest turn off for women in bed, is to smell as if you have not showered for days. Especially if you want her to go down on you, do wash yourself clean and apply some male pheromone infused perfume on your pubic area to entice her.

Mistake 8: Taking Things for granted

You should never be complacent and get used to your already stale sex routine. Doesn’t mean everytime she is receptive of your sexual advances or she expresses herself in a satisfying manner, means she is enjoying what you are doing.

Do not abuse your privilege of only satisfying yourself when you are in bed with her. Eventually she will feel that making love with you is only a one-sided affair and she may not be as enthusiastic about having sex with you in the future.

Mistake 9: Not being creative enough

Don’t be afraid of introducing foreign items into your love-making routine. You will be surprise to see how it will excite your woman when she is unable to expect what is to come after wards.

Introduce food such as whip cream, chocolate sauce or any of her favorite candy. Women get especially turn on if she see’s you licking off her favorite “sinful pleasure” off her body.

Mistake 10: Failing to communicate

This is by far the most important factor to be taken into consideration, if couples want to enjoy great sex with their partners. Women has more than one erogenous spot that will trigger orgasms.

However, not all women like stimulation in the same spot. What may have worked on your previous partner maybe result in a totally different reaction from your current partner. Take time to learn the hot spots of your partner. If necessary, ask her to guide your hand along her favorite positions.

P.S Now that you know the mistakes that majority of the men are making. It is important not to commit these errors if you want to stand out from the crowd. Go correct these mistakes and you can be sure that this time, your girlfriend will brag to her friends about your performance in bed instead!

A Woman’s Perspective On Intensifying Female Orgasms

If your woman has never been able to achieve that mind-blowing orgasms that everybody’s talking about. This could be the reason why. You should let your girlfriend or wife see this!

Why Women Cheat and Why We Can’t Blame Them

Have you ever wondered why women cheat on their partners in the first place?

Especially when it seems that you’ve done everything you can to be the perfect man for her, yet it still didn’t work out.

Just before you show her the finger and call her an “ungrateful b*tch”, I need to tell you something really important.

YOU’RE PROBABLY THE ONE WHO’S BEEN SCREWING UP ALL THIS WHILE!

I know, I know… The truth hurts. It took me several FAILED relationships before I realized I got it all wrong.

Well, there’s a way to prevent your woman from cheating, without being an absolute jerk. Actually, you can once in awhile, to spice things up… But don’t be a complete A**hole about it.

So, why is it your fault that causes women to stray? First, we have to get right down to the source – A woman’s emotions.

There’s an “old” saying, which you might have heard a gazillion times.

It goes something like this, “Men need sex to feel loved. But women need love to have sex”.

If another man wants to get into the pants of your woman, he’ll first need to connect with her at an emotional level she has not experienced with you, to be able to tempt her.

All it takes for the other guy to succeed, is to get into a “heart to heart” talk with her or get her involved in a new experience she’s never had. And it’s enough to make her think about him the whole day.

If you guys remember “The Legend”, a very good friend of mine who taught me how to attract women, he literally stole a girl right under her boyfriend’s nose at a bar. The guy went off dancing with a couple of friends leaving both of us to “watch” his girlfriend. Apparently, she wasn’t feeling well that night and we were not in the mood to dance as well.

She looked rather glum. So “The Legend” asked her a question offhandedly, “When was the last time did you cry over a someone”? The next thing I knew, he’d sparked off a never-ending conversation with the girl and it kept her talking.

All he did was just listen; something that I’ve never seen him done before.

The following day, he asked her to join us at the “fish spa”.  We were required to soak our feet into a pool where there were many tropical fishes, nibbling on the dead skin cells.

She laughed and giggle and pretended to complain about it being ticklish. It was obviously something she hasn’t tried before and she was enjoying herself.

At the end of the day, I drove the both of them back to his place.

The point I’m trying to make is, women are emotionally vulnerable creatures!

Although they have very different reasons from men, when it comes to jumping in the sack with someone else; it’s almost too easy for any guy to get her to come home with him if he knows the right buttons to push.

Treating her overtly nice all the time or neglecting her feelings altogether is equally detrimental to your relationship!

Women needs a little unpredictability to have her emotional senses stimulated once in awhile!

Occasionally, you need to surprise her with things that reminds her of the attraction she felt for you when you first got together.

It can be little things like challenging her verbally, teasing her or even displaying your culinary skills. The idea is not to let your relationship becomes monotonous and routinized.

Don’t just look upon her as a lover. Instead, treat her like your brat sister where you get into little cute disputes with. You can also looked upon her as your buddy where you guys can do crazy stuff together.

Once you are able to connect with her at all her emotional levels, plus applying the techniques from the Sex Manuscript, she’ll be convinced that you’re her one and only soul mate she want to spend the rest of her life with.

I had Sex With My Friend In The Bathtub, On Her Birthday

Yesterday, I did something really wrong. I actually slept with my best friend, Wendy, on her 26th Birthday.

Now things between us seem to get really weird, Wendy left me text messages saying that she wanted to talk to me about what happened last night. But at the same time, she wanted to be left alone for awhile.

I wish that none of it happened. Wendy’s the closest best friend who’s always there went I needed her.

But, now I’m at risk of losing her.

I must have been too drunk to realize what I was doing.

This is the story that I tell everybody.

But you probably think that it’s just a lame excuse for me to get into her pants without feeling guilty. Perhaps, you’re right.

Anyway, this is what really happened.

It was Wendy’s 26th birthday and I booked a large room at the Orchard Hotel for the celebration.

It was supposed to be a surprise. Our friends had gathered at the hotel room since morning, to decorate the whole place and planning how to “punk’d” her.

So the plan was, I had to go pick her up from work and then take her out for a simple lunch.

I also had to pretend to forget about her Birthday.

We had our lunch at MC Donald’s. Wendy tried hinting me in between conversations implying that I must have forgotten something really important.

So, she finally blurted out that it was her Birthday. She was really disappointed that she still had to remind me, after being good friends for seven years .

But I had to stick on with the plan.

I acted really apologetic and said that I would make it up to her and all. I told her that I had to drop something off for a friend at a hotel first, then we’ll go out for a celebration.

She didn’t speak a word in the car at all, throughout the journey.

We arrived at the hotel a short while later, the door was slightly a jar and the room; dark.

I told her I’d be in a jiffy as I entered. She waited for about 10 minutes before deciding to enter the room to check out on me.

As soon as she walked into the hotel room, the lights went on. Confettis shot out from every corner of the room and everyone shouted out a synchronized “Surprised”! They must have been rehearsing the whole day, I thought.

The decorations were really neat, from the “Happy 26th Birthday” banner hanging from the ceiling, to the balloons that covered most of the floor.

The cake was the most enticing of all. It was her favorite flavor. Vanilla Ice-cream.

Wendy was moved to tears. She came over to hug me. “You had this planned all this while”? She asked, with tears in her eyes.

“What can I say, you’re my best friend”. I said, smiling at her.

Throughout the evening, we had a really wonderful time together.

Then for the final “event”, we combined 4 twister sheets together and we started playing. We were a big group.

But the game was a little different. We had cake smeared on certain colours. The forfeit was, to eat the cake from the colour. (I know its gross, that’s just some of the crazy stuff we do).

At the end of the night, almost everybody had cake on their faces and clothes. We spent about 2 hours clearing up the place.

I had a little too much to drink as I was prepared to spend the night at the hotel.

When everybody left, I slumped on the couch with vanilla cream still on my shirt.

Wendy came by  and dragged me out of bed… “Hey, you are going to dirty the couch” She said. “Come, I’m going to get you cleaned up”.

“Why don’t you just fill the tub, I don’t think I can make it to the shower without falling on my ass”. I murmured under my breath.

Wendy came by awhile later and dragged me to the bathroom. She lifted me up and I just slumped over her. Now, she had cake on her clean shirt.

“Orrick” ! She cried.

We entered the bathroom together. She really did fill up the tub with water and bath foam. The bathroom was filled with a strong aroma. I guess it was lavender.

Wendy removed my shirt and I leaned against her for support, with my arms around her.

“You smell really nice Wendy,” I said in my half-drunken voice. “You smell just like the cake”.

“Stop it Orrick, You’re making me ticklish”, she chuckled.

Almost instinctively, I gave a kiss on her neck and i lightly suck on her earlobe briefly. “See, I told you. I said. “You even taste like the cake”.

“Stop it” she said softly, looking into my eyes intently.

Somehow, Wendy seems to enjoy it. But I wasn’t too sure.  “What are you talking about”? I said as I swayed towards the bathtub. Wendy caught hold of my hand just in time, before I fell in. “If you leave the cake out for too long it’ll turn bad”. I continued. “Let me taste something else”.

Then I leaned forward to kiss her lips.  Surprisingly, she didn’t resisted or push me away. Instead, she returned the kiss.

“Your shirt is stained too”, I said meekly. “You’re gonna dirty the place too”.

Wendy smiled. Then I removed her shirt  and we continued kissing.

We removed our clothes as we entered the bath together. I looked at her, speechless.

I’ve never seen Wendy the way I saw her now. It never occurred to me that Wendy could be this sexy. She had small breasts, but it was perky and wholesome.

If there was anything about her body that caught my attention, it was her butt. She didn’t had the perfect body of a Victoria Secrets’ model. But she has one of the tightess a** I’ve seen.

I was really tempted to squeeze it, but I didn’t.

You know, this has to be one of the few moments of human impulsiveness where you have this sudden urge, to do something really irrational. If  I was anymore drunk than now, I would have startle her.

I sat with my back against the tub and I guided her to sit in front of me, with her back on me.

I continued smelling her hair as I gave her a light shoulder massage.

Wendy turned over and smelled my neck as well. I knew that we have already established a sexual connection.

I reached over to massaged one of her breasts, and “jumped” a little. Obviously still not used to my touch.

“Don’t worry”… I assured her. “Its just you and me”. She relaxed and we continued kissing.

My hand moved from her breasts down south. I massaged her adomen and her hips. I didn’t want to blew it by rushing.

It was another 10 minutes of smelling, light kissing and touching before she took my hand down to her netherland.

She moaned as I rubbed her clitoris gently. Then I guided her to switch positions and I led her up to sit at the edge of the tub.

I went down on her. “You know Orrick, I always wanted you to do this” She finally confessed.

I was surprised. But I didn’t let that stopped me.

After awhie. I stood up from the tub to stretch my back. I was getting sore in knees from the kneeling.

Suddenly, I felt a warm wetness engulfed my member. I wasn’t looking when she took my p.enis in her mouth.

She held my test.icles in her hand, massaging it. I always thought she was someone gentle. But the treatment I was getting, changed what I thought I already knew about Wendy.

She was Vigorous for a good cause.

Then I turned her around and I proceeded to take her from behind. She moaned. I reached over to rub her clit to increase her stimulation.

Whithin the next few minutes, she was making noises I never thought would come out from her.

This is Wendy, the closest Girl best friend I’ve had since college whom I never lusted on. But now, she was now feeling my manhood inside of her.

Wendy had her fair share of suitors. But, I’ve never thought of her that way or got attracted to her in that sense. She was just… My best friend.

I came inside of her and she didn’t mind.

The rest of the night, we held each other to sleep in our bathrobes.

She took off the next morning while I was still asleep. Wendy left a note saying that she had to rush off to work and she prepared breakfast for me.

I tried calling her cellphone but she hadn’t picked up the whole day. I only recieved her text messages this morning.

But I’ve to admit. The sex was good even though it lasted for about 20 minutes.

I sat down and analzyed the whole process, and I came up with a conclusion. Foreplay in the bathroom is one of the most sensual way of making your woman feel  comfortable  with you sexually.

Especially when she is very self-conscious of her body, soaking underneath the bath foam in the tub is a good way to help her relax as you massage her.

Okay, I’m ending it here… I hope Wendy calls back. I kind of having mixed feelings about this already.

Anyhow, thanks for hearing me out. I’ve actually learned something out of this whole scenario – for the good I supposed, and I hope you did as well.

I’ll talk to you soon.

What I Did To Hook Up With a Nurse While I Was hospitilized – Part 4 (FINAL)

Yo, finally I’m back to finish what I’ve started =) You have no idea how hectic things were for me, in the past 8 days. I burned through the midnight oil translating and writing the Extended version of the “Chinese Sex Manual” for you guys.

Just a little sneak peak of what you’re gonna find in this book.

I’ve actually simplified all the complicated terms  and format it into an easy to read, step by step guide to leading a woman from the date, to the bedroom and how to get her to have sex with you.

And I’ve also shared the secrets of  speed orgasms – Why woman are able to climax as fast as a man and  6 speed orgasm positions that you don’t normally find in conventional sex books.

Now the book is going through some final editing and I can’t wait to share it with you guys.

But I digress… Anyway, let’s get back to what happen between me and the hot nurse, Jeanette. Shall we?

Jeanette came almost immediately when I gave her double stimulation on both her G-Spot and Clit at the same time. Not that I’m that good or anything.

But I suspected she might not had sex for a very long time. I bet regular guys like you and I, don’t even ejaculate the moment we get inside a woman.

She flashed me smile, obviously satisfied. So she guided me to switch positions with me on the seat.

“Kitty’s hungy” She said cheekily, as she kneeled down slowly and rubbing my crotch at the same time.

Jeanette undid my zip. I couldn’t believe it, a REAL nurse was about to give a blow-job! And I really didn’t expect things to proceed that quickly!

I was fully erected, almost as hard as a rock. It was an intense moment. Then, she slipped my penis into her mouth. She gave me one of the most “classy” blow-job I’ve had.  It was really sensual.

She gave me a good tease. She looked at me in the eye every now and then as she sucked on my head, alternating with ice-cream licks from the bottom back to the head again.

She must be trained professionally or something, in oral-sex. I thought to myself.

Jeanette went down deeper, it was like she was try to swallow me whole. I was so filled with the pleasure, I felt the hair on my back raised.

As she increased the speed of her sucking… She used her hand to  jerk me off at the same time. I moaned.

It was one of the best blow-jobs I’ve had. I’ve had the urge to come in her mouth.

“I think you better stop” I told her. “I’m gonna come”.

Instinctively, she removed her panties, and got on top of me. Then guided my penis and me slipped inside her vagina.

I felt a rush of warmness on my member.  Jeanette moaned as pulled her head back. She grinded me hard even before i started!

She was one horny babe indeed and I didn’t blame her. I removed her snow-leopard printed bra and I lapped on her breasts hungrily.

She moaned again, she was obviously enjoying it. “F**k me, Orrick” She gasped. “F**k me”!

I grabbed onto her ass and I pulled her her towards me as she grinded my penis, in a synchronized rhythm.

I felt the moist on my seat… She was dripping wet! Then she held me close and whispered in my years. “Make me come Orrick”.

I was getting a little numb in that position. So I switched to one of my favourite car sex positions. I literally carried her and put her on the seat. I was knelt on the matt and I lifted her legs over my shoulders.

She moaned again. This position allowed me to penetrate her deeper. And I also had a clearer view of her  sexy body, her breasts still looked enticing.

I bended over to suck on her nipple once again as I thrust into her deeply. She dug her nails into my bed.

She moaned even louder, and she squeezed her eyelids tightly. Jeanette was climaxing.

Watching her enjoying herself turned me even more. It made me felt like coming as well.

Then she let out a loud scream. “Don’t stop, don’t stop” She was shouting at the top of her voice.

I shouted as well… Just for fun.. We were really into the moment.

Her body started jerking so hard and she tried to brace herself. There were fluids splashing out from her vagina. I was shocked.

For awhile I thought it was pee. Then I realised that she was actually squirting! She shook uncontrollably as if she was having a fit.

I couldn’t stand it any longer, I pulled my penis out of her. But she immediately reached forward to grabbing my penis in her mouth. I guess she knew that I was coming as well.

Then it happened. I blew my load inside her mouth. I estimated it to be 4 shots. I was surprised that she actually swallowed the whole thing!

Now it was my turn to shake like a leaf. She wouldn’t let me go. She continued with the oral sex even though I was feeling hyper sensitive all over.

We spent the next 2 houra, cuddling each other in our naked bodies and listened to the jazz CD played over again.

I drove her home  after wards.

That was the last time I ever saw Jeanette again, right after I gotten into a serious relationship  with my girlfriend then.

We do still keep in touch from time to time, but we never met. What happened that night remained as a wonderful memory.

Who knows, maybe one day… Jeanette might just find her way back into my car again.

Intensified Orgasms – What Women Discuss With Their Friends That You Don’t Know About

Do you know that women actually discuss their sex life in detail, among their girlfriends?

Some of the things they discussed are so out of this world that we wonder why they never tell us about it.

In this video, you’ll get  inside their inner circle and listen on their secrets of  experiencing intense female orgasms!

Sexual Tension – I Was Forced Into Having Sex

I’ve not told anyone about this yet, except for my good friend, “The Legend”; who was with me last night.

I felt violated, I was forced into having sex with a girl I had no interest in!  It felt  as if I was getting  rape!

I recieved a call late last night, around half past eleven when I was already sleeping.

 It was “The Legend”. He said something about a new club in town and he wanted us to check out the scene together.

I declined his invitation. I haven’t slept a wink for more than 24hrs. I had been slogging off a project for a local magazine the previous night.  I was dead beat. 

But he wouldn’t let me off the hook. He always had a way to make me say yes to him.. So I put on my clothes and drove off to meet him.

Within half an hour, I was already waiting outside theclub for him. The name of the club is called Lunar. “The Legend” arrived shortly and we proceeded to the club.

The music was banging… But I couldn’t care less of my suroundings. I just wanted to sit down and rest. The live band was pretty good though, with all its latest Canto Pop singles.

Then came the interval… My jaw dropped even though I was almost half asleep.

Three girls in skimpy glittery clothing started walking towards us. They went on top of our table and started dancing wildly!  Then I realised thatwe were actually sitting in the VIP area.

I looked over to “The Legend” and he flashed a sly smile. 

“How’d you like it?” He said. “I know you’ve been working ur ass off on that project, it’s time to let loose now”.

I didn’t had the mood to party. I was still half awoken state. The girls sat between us. “The Legend” had his arms around two of them.

One thing for sure, the girls aren’t pole dancers for nothing. They were… HOT!

The one that snuggled up beside me, she had long black hair with a blond highlighting on a portion of  her fringe… She kinda reminded me of  ”Rogue” in the Xmen movies. But she had the body of “Jean”, the red haired girl who has the ability to control shit loads of stuffs with her mind; in the same movie.  

She was slim and tall… But I wish she had a little more flesh on her. Runway models are just not my type. I prefer my woman, volumptuous.

She was trying hard to chat up with me. But, I guess it was part of her job.

My mind was in a blank.  Every question she asked me, I randomly replied with a slapstick comment that just came out from the top of my head. 

Surprisingly, she found me amusing and I hadn’t even tried getting fresh with her.

At the corner of my eye, I spotted “The Legend” already making out with the other two girls. One of his hand was under the skirt of one of the girls.

“You’re different”, she finally said.

“No, I’m not gay”, I replied in a serious tone. 

“I don’t mean that”, she laughed. “Every guy I met would have his hands all over me by now, but you’re a gentleman“.

“Thank you”, I smiled and I looked away.

For the rest of the night, she was trying to get my attention. But I wasn’t feeling  up to it. Besides, I’m not the kind of guy who would fuck every time an opportunity presents itself. I have my standards.

When it was time to leave, “The Legend” asked he could have a lift from me back to his place.

He rode a motorcycle. But, he couldn’t give a lift to all  three persons at the same time. The two girls were going back to his place. 

So out of politeness, I turned to the tall girl and asked where I could drop her off. She said she was following them, because she was worried about her friends.

You won’t be able to imagine how sleepy I was the other night. I dozed off a couple of times when I was driving. She actually thought it was cute – nutcase!

You must be wondering why i haven’t introduced her. I’m not going to now, because I’ve completely forgotten her name. I guess it’s better this way, she wasn’t somebody I want to remember anyway.

I thought she was a nightmare and a wetdream fused into one.

But she was helpful. She made sure  I stayed awake throughout the journey.

When we arrived at “The Legend’s” apartment, the first thing he did was to turn on the stereo. He and the girls started dancing to Pussycat Doll’s buttons.

I told him that I’ll be taking a nap at his place and I slumped over his couch. He took the party to the next room.

Finally, I felt a sense of relief. Suddenly, I felt somebody rubbing on my thighs. It was that freakin gal!

She was doing a strip lap dance on me! I pushed her away, telling her that I just wanted to sleep. But she thought I was playing hard to get!

In a few moments, she had my ‘dong’ in her mouth. She was literally swallowing me whole.

I was struggling between pleasure and sense of violation.

Never in my whole life have I had sex without my own free will.

I have had mixed feelings about this…

You must be thinking how ridiculous I am to whine at something like that happened to me. But that’s not the point. The reason why I’m sharing this story with you because there’s pure gold waiting to be uncovered!

Think about this. Here’s a decent looking dancer where rich guys would shower with cash, in order to get her attention (decent looking is actually an understatement. But, each to his own I guess).

But here am I, doing nothing and she’s on her knees working on me.

The “Gold” I’m talking about is basically not to do anything and you can still get laid! 

Here’s why. 

Hot women are used to guys paying for their attention. When they meet somebody who doesn’t do the same thing like 90% of the guys out there. She’ll start to have self-doubts, followed by intrigue.

When she tried coming on to me, it was probably a test to see if I would give in to my lust like everybody else. But she is caught off her guard when I “pushed her off”.

In fact, the more I pushed her away… The more she comes back to me.

Here’s the thing, I didn’t tell her I dislike her. But I didn’t show any interest either. I just did nothing!

She must be wondering why I keep pushing her away when I didn’t say I dislike her. In fact, I still offered her a ride home!

This is what I call, Sexual Tension. The building up of curiosity and attraction at the same time. I know it sounds crazy. But it works best on attractive looking women who are used to getting pampered.

So the next time you see a hot looking woman you can’t wait to f**k, you’ll know what to do. Good Luck!

Alright, I gotta get back to work now. Hope you enjoyed what I shared. Feel free to post any feedback or questions. I’ll try to get back to you as soon as I can.

How To Be The Perfect Guy For Your Woman

Ok, you might have already known this. Women don’t get turn on the same way as guys do. But I’m just gonna organize the differences  so we’ll all get a clearer picture.

We men, get sexually turn on by physical attraction, meaning… If we see a hot girl walking on the streets, the first thing that comes to our mind is, “It must feel really good banging that ass”.

Wheras a woman has a different attraction mechanism. If she sees a hot looking guy, she’ll more likely to go, “I wonder where he gets that tan?” or “He seems really mysterious, I wonder what he’s like”.

Her “sexual” switch will only be turned on until she feels an emotional connection with that person.

Here’s the thing… Most guys want a hot beautiful woman lying next to them in bed. But if she is somebody with a nice personality and character… It’ll be considered a bonus to him.

Women on the contrary, prefer to wake up next to a man whom she feels secure with and can depend on.

To her, having a hot looking guy who meets her requirements would definitely be the best of both worlds.

Having said that, first impression still counts.

If you give her a choice between a well-groomed healthy looking man and a guy who looks like he haven’t shaved in years and haven’t got his teeth brush, who do you think she would pick to go on a date with?

You guess it, the better looking guy of course.. He’s the bonus.

Today, I’m going to share with you how to make yourself more desirable to women and be that BONUS that they have been looking for.

Here’s the hint, Women are very inclined to their senses. Sight,Smell,Hearing, Taste, Touch. Once you are able to stimulate her senses all at once, you will naturally appear more desirable to her.

First of all, you need to groom youself. Women are especially particular about this. She wants a responsible man who takes pride in his appearance.

Women view your grooming as a reflection of how well you will treat her.

We’ll start off with your hair. Forget about the barber, I always had a hard time trying to make my hair less squarish, if you know what I mean.

If you want style, invest in a good hairstylist. Don’t tell your stylist what you want. But, allow her to decide what’s best for you.

After all, they aren’t getting paid to be hairstylist for nothing you know…

Once it’s done…  Make sure your face is clean and hair free. You can keep a little goatee down your chin but not the whole face.

It can be quite a turn off for women when it comes to kissing.

You should always make “love-making” convenient for your woman.

If you have a greasy face and black heads all over, go to a facial spa and let the therapist take care of you. That’s one thing I’m glad I did, before meeting my date.

Next, have your your fingernails trim short… This tells alot about you. It shows women that you pay attention to details.

And of course, you need to get some new clothes. Here’s one thing I don’t trust myself with.

I don’t pick my own clothes. When it comes to fashion, women have a very different taste from men.

If  your sense of dressing was never part of a conversation with women (or in a bad way, if any)… Chances are, you didn’t really make an impression standing out from the rest of the dudes.

I normally let women pick my clothes. We’ll go shopping  and I’ll let them dress me up. Women knows best when it comes to what’s hot and what’s not. .

One thing you should never neglect. You need to have a nice pair of shoes. Women are absolutely big lovers of fanciful shoes.

Even if it’s the last thing that you bother to take notice when it comes to dressing up, to win their heart, you have to share at least one thing in common with them.

Especially something that is visible and they can really relate to.

Next, go to a jewelry store. Get some acessories to add flair to your clothing. It don’t have to be really expensive.In fact, you can get many uniquely crafted designs below 20bucks.

I got many of my accessories from my last trip at BangKok. Accessories can be really good conversational topics

You can either get a necklace, a ring or a bracelet that has some monumental value attached to it. Heck! if you can’t find one… Just think of a good story. Trust me, it works all the time.

I recommend that you wear a dark shirt and have a necklace with a gold/silver pendant around your collar instead of your neck. Let it hang over your first buttom. The contrast is really eye catching.

Now that you’ve already look good, you have to smell good as well. Apply some cologne. Women are really attracted to smell.

I recommend that you buy a pheromone induced cologne that arouse women’s sexual desires, like attracting bees to flowers. You can get it off from your local sex novelty shops.

Bring a breathmint where ever you go. Bad breath is a biggest turn-off… It can actually over write everything you’ve done to be the perfect guy for her.

So don’t let your efforts go to waste. Pop a mint before you go out to meet her.

Now that you are all set… And you are already out on a great date with her, enjoying a sumptuous dinner.

Go to a private place where the both of you can share quality time together. Offer to feed her dessert and  don’t be afraid of cozying up to her and smell her hair.

Then, Stroke her back and give her a gentle rub on her shoulders..

Speak to her in a slow and almost whisper like voice to seduce her. Tell her how nice she smells and you just want to cuddle her throughout the night,  just smelling her.

Women enjoy the attention that you are giving them

Now that you have stimulate all her senses,  you are already setting an emotional anchor. Everytime she has this wonderful experience, she will be reminded of you.

At this point she’ll be hot for you…

It took me quite awhile to piece everything together. But now, you can have the knowledge within a few minutes!

So use this to your advantage my friend. Remember, It’s not about the big things that you do for women, it is about paying attention to little details that sums everything up.

I think it’s time for you to hurry up to the hair salon now, my friend =)

Cheers!

What I Did To Hook Up With a Nurse While I Was hospitilized – Part 3

 

Hey friend, sorry to keep you waiting for the third installment of the nurse story. You see, I just got back from Bangkok, Thailand.

I had a  great time there. If you’ve never been to Thailand, you’d better check it out at least once.

The ladies there, are way too hot and they’re definitely one of the most out-going, open minded Asian girls I’ve met!

Plus, they are good cooks, attentive to their men needs and they look after their family. What more can you ask for? Honestly, I would consider marrying a Thai woman when I think it’s time to settle down.

 I just have to share the joy with you.

Okay, back to the story.

If you’ve read part 2 of this story, you’ll learn that Jeanette sort of pulled the plug during “Sexcalation” ( Umm… I mean escalating towards sex for short). My heart almost skipped a beat when she told me it wasn’t part of the deal that we had sex.

Well, she didn’t exactly say we can’t fuck. But my hand was already on her tits.  So when she made the remark, she might probably mean I’m not allowed to touch her boobs. But really, who gives a shit at a point like this?

Then, I did what I did best… I pulled back and acted as if nothing had happened. I agreed with her that we shouldn’t be doing this.

You see, here’s a thing you might not know about women. They tend to throw up a defense at the last minute. It is something I like to call a Bitch Armor. 

And why is that so?

It’s no “Da Vinci Code”, really.  Women just don’t want to be caught guilty of being too easy.

It’s their way of turning the red light on themselves, when they get too close of becoming “Slut Mode”.

The worst thing any guy could do at this point, is to force himself on her.

The hungry will not be fed here. So the next time she turns cold fish on you, don’t freak out!

It doesn’t mean that she don’t want to have sex with you. It means that you haven’t made her feel comfortable with you enough.

I tidied my clothes, got up from where I sat and I said, “Come, I’ll take you home”.

But she didn’t follow. She seemed a little flustered, as if not knowing what she did earlier was a right thing to do.

“I’ve no work tomorrow. I can stay for a little longer”, She said.

“Sure, make sure you don’t catch a cold”. Then I got inside the car without her… It was pretty hilarious, you should have seen the look on her face. What I just did was to show her that I wasn’t  needy. And by closing the car door on her, it created a funny moment. Whatever awkward tension that we felt earlier was overwritten.

She got in the car after, and gave me a playful jab in the arm. We started kidding around  again as if none  of  it happened earlier. Then I asked her if she would like to hear the new jazz CD I bought at HMV the previous day.

We held hands as we listen to the soft melody, I think it was by Diana Krall.

After awhile, we were at it again. We started making out. But, it was less intense.

This time,  she took my hand and guided me to her breasts. Somehow, it felt so much softer than the first time. See, I told you. I knew something like this was to happen.

Then I beckoned her to follow as I tried to make my way to the back seat.

I must have put on quite a few pounds lately, I thought to myself. I was struggling  past the front seats.

Jeanette laughed as if she’s watching a clown do something really stupid. She managed to slide up to the back seat with me, easily.

“Now, that’s gonna cost you more than a lap-dance”. I said, implying the cheap entertainment she had earlier.

She smiled slyly, and we continued kissing and fondling each other’s private parts. My “little brother” was once again awoken.

I removed my shirt and I helped her with her dress. I couldn’t keep my eyes of her cleavage. It looked really enticing under the soft moonlight.

She had on a really nice set of snow leopard printed lingerie. I supposed she was also prepared for such a thing to happen.

“Hey little kitty, I’m going to take care of you tonight”. I said as I unclipped her bra from the front. Just what as I thought, she had one of the nicest pair of tits I’ve seen. She smiled at me and she squeezed my ‘dong’ playfully.

I must have been a blessed man to have met a couple of really wonderful girlfriends with well-endowed features. I don’t mean any disrespect to the ladies. But, deep down beyond all the stirring emotions, I’m very much a man.

It was always about the tits and asses. If she had a nice personality, then it would be a bonus.

Women on the contrary, the opposite. They have to feel the emotional connection first, before they give themselves up to you.

I slid my hand inside her panties… She was soaking WET! I suspected that she has not had sex for at least a year!

I went down on her and I tasted her feminine nectar. Jeanette moaned as she arched her back in pleasure. She grabbed my hair and she gasped, “Don’t Stop”,  trying to catch her breath.

I inserted my thumb into a vagina. Jeanette moaned even louder as I rubbed Her G-spot.

Then, she came… Within minutes when I inserted my thumb. Her muscles in the abdominal area contracted rapidly.

She smiled at me with satisfaction… Then she said cheekily, “Kitty’s hungry”. As she got down to her knees, undoing my zip.

 

 

I’ma stop her for awhile. Check back again for part 4!

P.S. You must be wondering where I learnt all the female sexual psychology from.  It’s no big secret really. You can find most of it here.

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